The Playlist
“Spot the playlist….”
The expenses row just isn’t going away, so Rip Her To Shreds couldn’t resist one more round in the ring with those flipping MPs, and another chance to put the honourable members in the Spotified spotlight.
Sorry did indeed seem to be the hardest word, yet suddenly they’re spouting it left, right and centre. From Margaret ‘mealy-mouthed excuses’ Beckett to Shahid “I did it a million per cent by the book” Malik. (Perhaps more funding should have been injected into MP’s remedial math classes?) This week we’re asking…
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Our MP’s snouts are so deep in the expenses trough that their tails have gone curly. It’s little surpise they can barely come up for air long enough to oink “…we operated within guidelines”
So to save them the trouble (we appreciate they’re very busy people) Rip Her To Shreds has gone all creative on their behalf, and this week, following in the illustrious footsteps of Jarvis Cocker…
We want to live like
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It’s a panic-demic! Aporkalypse Now! Trot-ter along now, there’s nothing to see here…. etc etc. Rip Her To Shreds couldn’t resist plumbing the depths of anxiety, fear, paranoia and disinformation generated by the swine flu outbreak for recreational purposes. So here’s this week’s plague-infested Spotify playlist.
Lame gags aside,
Masks at the ready….You give me 
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Over the past few days we’ve been listening to a lot of young bands. We’re talking 17, 16, 15 year olds. In some cases 14. Scary to think some of them took their first breath in the year many of us were mourning the death of Kurt Kobain.
So it’s no surprise that this week’s Rip Her To Shreds Spotify playlist …
Click here to transport yourself back to the days of snakebite, sulking and snogging….
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